I tried to edit this to make it look better but the computer hurt my brain so…
Finland and Sweden!
Finland is a drunk man who one day waltzed into an IKEA store and fell asleep on a couch. Sweden, an employee (possibly the lowest ranking one in the entire store, which is why he was always the one to clean the bathrooms and escort the drunks out), was trying to get him to leave in a nice, non confrontational manner. Finland decided that he liked this Sweden guy, and made a deal that he would leave the store and not cause any uproar, so long as Sweden would go out to dinner with him. Being a nervous nelly who wanted no part in being the center of attention, Sweden agreed, and this somehow ended up into their current situation:
Finland resides on Sweden’s couch, and Sweden doesn’t really agree with it, but he is too nervous to do anything about it. Sweden still works at IKEA, but wants to be a zoologist, and he has a special fascination of Pelicans. He tries to study his college zoology textbooks, but between Finland’s burping of the ABC’s and Hanatomago’s howling.(She appeared one day following Finland home during a blizzard, and Sweden is pretty sure she’s a wolf. She’s fucking huge and terrifying after all) There is also a kid named Sealand who randomly breaks into Swedens house and eats all his cheese, and though Finland tells him to leave all the time, he just doesn’t. No one is sure where he came from either.
No one has ever seen Finland’s eyes, and no one has tried to give him a haircut and lived to tell the tale.
(that’s all I got on them.)
jesus fuck I am having too much fun with this